A Crazed Lunatic

I want to apologize to anyone that I may have come into contact with over the past 3 years weeks. For some reason I have been so out of it lately and I am not sure why. I can’t hold a conversation for shit and I lose my train of thought mid sentence. Ever since the storm I haven’t been able to get anything back on track. I can’t focus on anything long enough so my house is not clean, I can’t stay on my diet and I can’t get my butt in gear to get to the gym.  I am officially losing it! I am a crazed lunatic. 
The worst part is I usually switch up / clean out my purse at least 2 times a week. I hate having a messy purse. Well today when I got home from a long play date at an indoor playground (thank God for those places) I was wondering why my purse was much heavier than normal.  I guess I haven’t cleaned it out in almost two weeks.  
After I removed Sean’s winter coat and hat, this is what I found in my bag. 
I had 2 pairs of Sean’s underwear, pullups/wipes and a change of pants (potty training stuff).  I had my wallet, makeup bag and ipod case, 2 pairs of sunglasses, my Chrysler car manual and two new sets of light bulbs that I have to replace tomorrow. I also had sseveral McDonald’s skateboards and 2 milk containers from Mickey D’s. Don’t judge!!! Tons of grocery receipts and coupons and pens rounded out the front pockets. Oh and I figured out what was weighing it down even more – Sean threw in some rocks that he found the other day! 
I don’t normally carry this much stuff around. I like to keep my purse contents to a minimum but for some reason I am losing my mind and it’s all going into my purse. Do you girls keep your purses neat or do you just collect things until your bag is about to burst? Oh and my favorite Coach bag has a big ketchup stain on the outside. I hope it comes out!!!!!

Happy Friday Everyone


  1. Thank you Erin…I really needed a laugh today and you did it for me! I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one with a messy bag!!

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